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One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of the Three Little Pigs to her
class. She came to the part of the story where the first pig was trying to accumulate the
building materials for his home. She read, "...and so the pig went up to the man with the
wheel barrow full of straw and said, "Pardon me sir, but may I have some of that straw to
build my house?" The teacher paused then asked the class, "And what do you think that man
said?" One little boy raised his hand and said, "I think he said 'Holy Shit! A talking
pig!'" The teacher was unable to teach for the next 10 minutes.

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