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Our dog left so many disgusting stains on our carpet that we had to buy new carpet. I
didn't want to be stupid about the new purchase, so I cut the stains out of the old
carpet. When the carpet guy asked what color we wanted, I pulled out the stained patches
and said, "Yeah, can you match this color!"

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