An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman all
sitting round a table in a pub. The englishman
says: "my daughter is a real tear-away, the
other day i went into her room and found a
packet of cigarettes and she's not even old
enough to smoke!"
The scotsman says: "That's nothing, the other
day i went into my daughters bedroom and found
a bottle of whisky and she's not old enough
The irishman says: "I can top that, i went into
my daughters bedroom the other day and found
a packet of condoms and i didn't know she had a knob!!!
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