An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman all sitting round a table in a pub. The englishman says: "my daughter is a real tear-away, the other day i went into her room and found a packet of cigarettes and she's not even old enough to smoke!" The scotsman says: "That's nothing, the other day i went into my daughters bedroom and found a bottle of whisky and she's not old enough to drink!" The irishman says: "I can top that, i went into my daughters bedroom the other day and found a packet of condoms and i didn't know she had a knob!!! Rate this joke: 1 2 3 4 5 17 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend