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A cowboy rode into town and stopped
at a saloon for a drink. Unfortunately,
the locals always had a habit of
picking on strangers, which he was.
When he finished his drink, he found
his horse had been stolen. He went
back into the bar, handily flipped
his gun into the air, caught it above
his head without even looking and fired
a shot into the ceiling.
"Which one of you sidewinders stole
my horse?!" he yelled with surprising
forcefulness. No one answered.
"Alright, I'm gonna have another beer,
and if my horse ain't back outside
by the time I finish, I'm gonna do
what I dun in Texas! And I don't
like to have to do what I dun in Texas!"
Some of the locals shifted restlessly.
The man, true to his word, had another
beer, walked outside, and his horse
has been returned to the post.
He saddled up and started to ride out
of town. The bartender wandered out
of the bar and asked, "Say partner,
before you go... what happened in Texas?"
The cowboy turned back and said,
"I had to walk home."

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