One day there was this blonde that was going to commit suicide. She was in a tree with a rope around her waist and was about to jump when this guy came walking by. He asked her why she had a rope around her waist. She said she was trying to hang herself. "Aren't you supposed to put it around your neck?" He asked. She said "I did have it around my neck but it was choking me." Rate this joke: 1 2 3 4 5 15 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend