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A doctor told Jim that masturbating before sex often helped men last longer during the

Jim decided, "What the hell, I'll try it,"He spent the rest of the day thinking about
where to do it.

He couldn't do it in his office. He thought about the restroom, but that was too open. He
considered an alley, but figured that was too unsafe.

Finally, he realized his solution. On his way home, he pulled his truck over on the side
of the highway.

He got out and crawled underneath as if he was examining the truck. Satisfied with the
privacy, he undid his pants and started to masturbate.

He closed his eyes and thought of his lover. As he grew closer to orgasm, he felt a quick
tug at the bottom of his pants.

Not wanting to lose his mental fantasy or the orgasm, he kept his eyes shut and replied,

A voice said, "This is the police. What's going on down there?"

Jim replied, "I'm checking out the rear axle, it's busted."

"Well", said the cop, "you might as well check your brakes too while you're down there
because your truck rolled down the hill 5 minutes ago."

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