whay six is afraid of seven? Because seven ate night ! Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 95 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. Three cowboys were hanging out in a bar, discussing George W. Bush's visit to their ranch earlier that day. "The funniest part," the first one said, "was when he kept trying to honk the cow's horns, complaining that they didn't work." They laughed, and then the second cowboy said, "No, the best was when he asked if being a cowboy meant that I was half-cow." They all laughed louder, and then the third cowboy said, "No, boys, the best was when he tried to milk that steer!" Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 14 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. Regular Toad and Horny Toad What's the difference between a regular toad and a horny toad? One says, ''Rib-it, rib-it,'' while the other says, ''Rub-it, rub-it. Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 6 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. None For You A little boy came down to breakfast. Since he lived on a farm, his mother asked if he had done his chores. “Not yet,” said the little boy. His mother tells him he can’t have any breakfast until he does his chores. Well, he’s a little pissed, so he goes to feed the chickens, and he kicks a chicken. He goes to feed the cows, and he kicks a cow. He goes to feed the pigs, and he kicks a pig. He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal. “How come I don’t get any eggs and bacon? Why don’t I have any milk in my cereal?” he asks. “Well,” his mother says, “I saw you kick a chicken, so you don’t get any eggs. I saw you kick the pig, so you don’t get any bacon, either. I also saw you kick the cow, so you aren’t getting any milk this morning.” Just about then, his father comes down for breakfast, and he kicks the cat as he’s walking into the kitchen. The little boy looks up at his mother with a smile, and says, “Are you going to tell him, or should I? Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 14 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS.