Q: What is a dog without a tail ? A: A Hotdog. Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 309 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. "Shall I help you on your homework ?" said the dad. "I'll rather get it wrong myslef." replied his son. Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 127 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. A guy had been feeling down for so long that he finally decided to seek the aid of a psychiatrist. He went there, lay on the couch, spilled his guts then waited for the profound wisdom of the psychiatrist to make him feel better. The psychiatrist asked him a few questions, took some notes then sat thinking in silence for a few minutes with a puzzled look on his face. Suddenly, he looked up with an expression of delight and said, "Um, I think your problem is low self-esteem. It is very common AMONG LOSERS." Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 35 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. Once there was this boy who's teacher told him to learn 3 words. The boy asked his dad for a word and his father said "bugg of". Then, he went to his mother for the second word. His mother said "yes yes yes". For the third word, the boy went to his brother. Upon asking, his brother replied "tananana tananana Batman". The next day the boy went to school and he said to the teacher bug of. The teacher said "Do you want to go to the headmaster ??" The boy replied "yes yes yes". The headmaster said to the boy "Who do you think you are?" to which the boy replied "tananana tanana --- BATMAN !" tunat tana batman Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 39 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS.