How are women and rocks alike? You skip the flat ones Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 124 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. HUSBAND: Shall we try a different position tonight? WIFE: That's a good idea... you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart. Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 103 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. Teacher: What are the people of Turkey called? Student: I don't know. Teacher: They are called Turks, now... What are the people of Germany called? Student: They are called Germs. Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 71 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. There was a cowboy on a horse in the east, and he went into a pub. he had a few drinks and then he went out to find out his horse was gone. Angry, He comes in to the bar and says : "Which ever one of you that nicked my horse, had better put it back by the time I've had one more drink or I'll have to do what i did in the west." A little murmer goes 'round the room as He goes back into the bar. he sits down and drinks it really slowly, when He is finished, He goes back out to find his horse back where it was. as he starts to trott off the barman comes out and says: "I ain't trying to be rude, but what did you do in the west?" The cowboy laughs and says "had to walk home!" and rides off really quickly. Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 21 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS.