What did the big calender say to the little calender? "You're too young to be dating !" Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 113 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. Q : Why did the skeleton didn't cross the road ? A : Becuase he didn't have the guts ! Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 112 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. There were three men : Their names were Shit, Manners and Fuck you. Shit got run over and Manners stayed back to help him while Fuck you called the police. The police asked "Whats your name?" and he said "Fuck you". So the policeman asked "Where are your manners?" and he said "helping Shit". Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 35 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. Q:WHAT DID THE POLICEMAN SAID TO IT'S STOMACH? A:YOU'RE UNDER A VEST Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 127 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS.