Q: Why did the golfer take two pairs of pants to the golf course? A: In case he got a hole in one. Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 105 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name. Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 111 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. Father: "Johnny, what do you want for your birthday?" Little Johnny: "Just a radio, dad, with a sports car around it. " Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 106 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. Little Johnny: "My mum can tell the future by reading cards." Mike: "Really?" Little Johnny: "Yup. After reading my report card she can tell what will happen once Dad gets home." Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 162 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS.