After the dentist finished examining the woman's teeth he says, "I am sorry to tell you this, but I am going to have to drill a tooth." The woman says, "Ooooohhhh, I'd rather have a baby!" To which the dentist replies, "Make up your mind, I have to adjust the chair." Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 39 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. A man wondered if having sex on the Sabbath is a sin. The reason is because he is not sure if sex is work or play. So he goes to a priest. He asks for the priest's opinion. After consulting the Bible, the priest says, "My son, after an exhaustive search, I am positive that sex is work and is therefore not permitted on the Sabbath." The man thinks, "What does a priest know about sex?" So, he decides to ask a minister. The minister gives the same reply as the priest had given him. Sex is work, and therefore not permitted on the Sabbath. Not pleased with the reply, he seeks out a Rabbi. The Rabbi ponders the question, then states, "My son, sex is definitely play." The man asks, "Rabbi, how can you be so sure when so many others are convinced that sex is work?" The Rabbi replies, "If sex were work, my wife would have the maid do it." Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 47 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. A widow recently married a widower. Soon after the marriage she was accosted by a friend who laughingly remarked - "I suppose, like all men who have been married before, your husband sometimes talks about his first wife?" "Oh, not any more, he doesn't," the other replied. "What stopped him?" "I started talking about my next husband." Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 21 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. Mrs. St. James was almost in tears. "Oh Trudy," she said to her maid, "I have reason to suspect that my husband is having an affair with his secretary." "I don't believe it for one minute." Trudy snapped. "You're just saying that to make me jealous." Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 282 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS.