A guy dies and goes to heaven and he is met by St Peter at the gate who asks, "What did you do all your life?" The man says, "Well, I was a doctor and I tried to cure people of illness and suffering." St. Peter opened the gate and said, "Welcome. Come right in!" The second man dies and he meets St. Peter at the gates and is asked what he had done all his life and he replies, "I was a pharmacist and I filled prescriptions that helped people feel better and relieved their pain." "Welcome," says St. Peter. He opens the gate and lets the man in. The third man dies and meets St. Peter at the gate. "What did you do all your life?" asks St. Peter. "Oh, I ran an HMO," he replied. "Welcome," said St. Peter. "Come right in - BUT you can only stay 3 days." Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 30 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. A guy walks into a pharmacy and says to the pharmacist, "Listen, I have three girls over tonight. I've never had three girls at once. I need something to keep me horny.. keep me potent." The pharmacist reaches under the counter, unlocks the bottom drawer and takes out a small cardboard box marked with a label "Viagra Extra Strength" and says, "Here, if you eat this, you'll go nuts for twelve hours." The guy says, "Gimme three boxes." The next day the guy walks into the same pharmacy. limps up to the pharmacist and pulls down his pants. The pharmacist looks in horror as he notices the man's penis is black and blue, and skin is hanging off in some places. The man says, "Gimme a bottle of Deep Heat." The pharmacist replies in horror, "You can't put Deep Heat on that!" The man says, "No, it's for my arms, the girls didn't show up." Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 81 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. Boss: You're always late! Employee: I resent that! I get to work on time almost every day! Boss: Sure...almost on Monday, almost on Tuesday, almost on Wednesday... Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 15 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. A worker was called on the carpet by his supervisor for talking back to his foreman. "Is it true that you called him a liar?" "Yes, I did." "Did you call him stupid?" "Yes." "And did you call him an opinionated, bullheaded egomaniac?" "No, but would you write that down so I can remember it?" Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 19 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS.