A construction worker was whistling and verbally harassing a young girl as she walked by the construction site. She completely ignored him, and just kept on walking. Annoyed, the worker yelled "Well you're an ugly bitch anyway!" The girl turned around and replied "It must be terrible when even an ugly bitch won't give you the time of day?" Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 14 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. A ship goes out to sea and sinks in a storm. Six people (5 men and 1 woman) survive by using a raft to float to a deserted island. After spending several weeks on the island, they all begin to get really lonely; extremely horny. They all come to an agreement: each man will marry the woman for a week. The first man has her for one week, then the second man has her for the second week, and so on. Everyone will now be getting their needs filled. This goes on for two years and everyone is happy with the plan.. Each man gets sex every fifth week and the woman gets a great variety of delights. A few weeks into the third year, the woman suddenly dies. Needless to say, the first week is pretty bad, the second week is worse, the third week it's nearly unbearable, the fourth week things are bad beyond words. The fifth week it is just awful. In fact it's getting so bad that on the sixth week.... They bury her. Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 140 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. A Greek survives a plane crash on a desolate mountain. He, hungry and exhausted, finds shelter in a cave. A Red Cross search party climbs up the mountain, spots the cave entrance and calls: "Anyone in there?" "Who's that?", comes the reply. "Red Cross", says the leader of the search party. "Thank you", comes the reply, "I've already donated". Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 79 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. There was an exhibitionist who was taking a trip on an airplane. At the top of the stairs there was a stewardess collecting tickets. When the man got to the top of the stairs, he opened his coat and exposed himself. The stewardess said, "I'm sorry sir. You have to show your ticket here, not your stub." Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 20 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS.