The head of a small industrial concern posted DO IT NOW signs all around his office and plant in the hope of getting better results from his workers. Some weeks later, when asked why he was removing the slogans, he said, "It worked too well: the bookkeeper skipped with $20,000; the chief copy eloped with the best secretary I've ever had; three salesmen asked for raises; the workers in the factory joined the union and are out on strike; and the office boy threatened to beat me up." Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 17 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. The manager of a restaurant called his waitresses together. "Girls" he began, "I want you all to look your best today. Greet every customer with a smile, put on a little extra makeup, and see to it that your hair is in place." "What's up," asked one of the girls. "Bunch of big shots coming in today?" "No, the meat's tough today." Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 17 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. Q: What is the ghost's favorite TV crime show? A: America's Most Haunted. Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 119 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. A man walked into a restaurant in a strange town. The waiter came and asked him for his order. Feeling lonely, he replied, "Meat loaf and a kind word." When the waiter returned with the meat loaf, the man said, "Where's the good word?" The waiter put down the meat loaf and sighed, bent down and whispered, "Don't eat the meat loaf." Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 20 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS.