A grandmother took her five-year-old grandson to the ballet. The boy had never seen a ballet before and watched the ballerinas prance around on their toes. After the show was over, the grandmother asked the youngster if he had any questions. "Yeah, Granny," said the boy," wouldn't it be easier if they just hired taller dancer?" Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 23 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. One employee to another employee: When the boss' son starts working here tomorrow, he'll have no special privileges or authority. Treat him just as you would anyone else who was due to take over the whole business in a year or two. Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 759 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. Q: What should gymnasts do if they find themselves in a haunted house? A: Exorcise. Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 133 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. A Russian, a Cuban, an American and a Lawyer are in a train. The Russian takes a boodle of the Best Vodka out of his pack, pours some into a glass, drinks it, and says: "In USSR, we have the best vodka of the world, nowhere in the world you can find Vodka as good as the one we produce in Ukrainia. And we have so much of it, that we can just throw it away..." Saying that, he open the window and throw the rest of the bottle thru it. All the others are quite impressed. The Cuban takes a pack of Havanas, takes one of them, lights it and begins to smoke it saying: "In Cuba, we have the best cigars of the world: Havana, nowhere in the world there is so many and so good cigar and we have so much of them, that we can just throw them away...". Saying that, he throws the pack of havanas thru the window. One more time, everybody is quite impressed. At this time, the American just stands up, opens the window, and throws the Lawyer through it... Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 24 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS.