A young man called his mother and announced excitedly that he had just met the woman of his dreams. "Now what should I do?" His mother has an idea. "Why don't you send her flowers, and on the card invite her to your apartment for a home cooked meal?" He thought this was a great strategy, and a week later the woman came to dinner. His mother called the next day to see how things had gone. "I was humiliated," he groaned. "She insisted on washing the dishes." "What's wrong with that?" asked his mother. "We hadn't started eating yet." Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 26 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. A man walked into a bar with his alligator and asked the bartender, "Do you serve lawyers here?" "Sure do," replied the bartender. "Good," said the man. "Give me a beer, and I'll have a lawyer for my 'gator." Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 19 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. For three years, the young attorney had been taking his brief vacations at this country inn. The last time he'd finally managed an affair with the innkeeper's daughter. Looking forward to an exciting few days, he dragged his suitcase up the stairs of the inn, then stopped short. There sat his lover with an infant on her lap! "Helen, why didn't you write when you learned you were pregnant?" he cried. "I would have rushed up here, we could have gotten married, and the baby would have my name!" "Well," she said, "when my folks found out about my condition, we sat up all night talkin' and talkin' and decided it would be better to have a bastard in the family than a lawyer." Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 57 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. Q: What's the difference between an angler and a truant? A: One baits his hook, the other hates his books. Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 105 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS.