First Reporter: What shall I say about the peroxide blondes who made such a fuss at the ball game? Second Reporter: Just say the bleachers went wild. Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 154 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. A judge in a semi-small city was hearing a drunk-driving case and the defendent, who had both a record and a reputation for driving under the influence, demanded a jury trial. It was nearly 4 p.m. and getting a jury would take time, so the judge called a recess and went out in the hall looking to impanel anyone available for jury duty. He found a dozen lawyers in the main lobby and told them that they were a jury. The lawyers thought this would be a novel experience and so followed the judge back to the courtroom. The trial was over in about 10 minutes and it was very clear that the defendent was guilty. The jury went into the jury-room, the judge started getting ready to go home, and everyone waited. After nearly three hours, the judge was totally out of patience and sent the bailiff into the jury-room to see what was holding up the verdict. When the bailiff returned, the judge said, "Well have they got a verdict yet?" The bailiff shook his head and said, "Verdict? Hell, they're still doing nominating speeches for the foreman's position!" Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 50 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. Carlson was charged with stealing a Mercedes Benz, and after a long trial, the jury acquitted him. Later that day Carlson came back to the judge who had presided at the hearing. "Your honor," he said, "I wanna get out a warrant for that dirty lawyer of mine." "Why?" asked the judge. "He won your acquittal. What do you want to have him arrested for?" "Well, your honor," replied Carlson, "I didn't have the money to pay his fee, so he went and took the car I stole." Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 74 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. "What happened to that dopey blonde your husband used to run around with?" "I dyed my hair." Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 140 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS.