Q: What would you do if you had all the bagpipe players on earth lined up end-to-end to the moon and back? A: Leave them there. Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 122 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. There was a King who had three servants. He told them to bring him a fruit that he have never eaten before, but if he have eaten that fruit before they will have to put it up their ass. The first one comes and he was clever, so he bring grapes. The king had eaten that fruit before so the king tells him to put up his ass. but that wasn't saw because those were small grapes. The second servnt comes and bring apples and the king had eaten that fruit before so the king told him to put the apples up his ass and that was very saw. And when he was putting the apples up his ass the king could hear him laughing and crying so when he comes out, the king asks him why he was laughing so he told him "The third servant is bringing a" and starts laughing againand carrys on..... "he is bringing a WATER MELON!!!" Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 34 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. You're so ugly, when you walk into the bank they turn off the cameras. Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 97 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. You're so ugly, you went to a haunted house and came out with an application. Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 121 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS.