Q: Did you hear why they closed the Seattle Kingdome? A: While the crowd was doing the wave, two blondes drowned. Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 109 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. Bubba was Alabama's star lineman. He was great at football, but not at academics. The principal was letting it slide until one day he decided that Bubba's grades HAD to be better. They decided to make him take a test. It was only one math problem. Everyone wanted to support Bubba out in the stands, so they held the test in the middle of the football stadium, so everyone could see. His math teacher went out to the center of the field with Bubba. It was test time. The teacher said, "Ok, Bubba. What is six plus three?" Bubba sat and thought. Then he said "nine" confidently. But out in the stands, everyone was yelling, "Aw, c'mon. Give him another chance!" Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 21 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. Q: Why did the golf player take an extra pair of pants when he went out on the golf course? A: Just in case he got a hole in one. Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 119 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. Did you hear the new penalty for speeding in Illinois? The first offense they give you Bears tickets and the second offense they make you use them. Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 99 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS.