One villager said: It is so cold in our village that we have to put on 3 sweaters. Other villager said: It is so cold in our village that we have to put on 4 sweaters. The third villager said: It is so cold in our village that the cow gives ice-cream instead of milk. Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 25 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. Your sisters so thick that she got locked up in tescos and died of starbation. Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 99 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. Q: Why do vampires drink blood? A: Because coffee keeps them awake all day! Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 152 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. Q: Why doesn't Dracula have any friends? A: Because he's a pain in the neck! Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 128 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS.