Q: What does a U of T student call a Waterloo student after graduation? A: Boss. Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 129 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. An accountant, a lawyer, and a cowboy were standing side-by-side using the urinal. The accountant finished, zipped up and started washing and literally scrubbing his hands... clear up to his elbows... he used about 20 paper towels before he finished. He turned to the other two men and commented, "I graduated from the University of Michigan, and they taught us to be clean." The lawyer finished, zipped up and quickly wet the tips of his fingers, grabbed one paper towel and commented, "I graduated from the University of Colorado, and they taught us to be environmentally conscious." The cowboy zipped up and as he was walking out the door said, "I graduated from the University of Nebraska, and they taught us not to piss on our hands." Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 39 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. Q: Why was the student vampire tired in the morning? A: Because he was up all night studying for his blood test!!! Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 104 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. Q: What to they call students who go to Yale? A: Rejects from Harvard! Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 132 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS.