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Your mom's so fat, when she
turns around they throw her
a welcome back party.


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Your mom's so big, when the family
wants to watch home movies they ask
her to wear white.



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Yo momma is like a toilet; fat,
white, and smells like shit !!


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Three nuns in church on a hot day
decide to remove their robes because
of the heat. Not an unusual habit
on a hot day. So about a half hour
later, the door bell rings while
their robes are slumped over pews
clear across the huge chapel.
They ask who it is.
"The blind man," a voice replies.
The three nuns decide to simply
open the door because the man is blind.
He walks in, looks at the nuns and says,
"Nice tits! Where do you want me to
install these blinds?"



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