Danny's mother has three kids. The first two are Abraham and Isaac. What's the third? Danny! Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 115 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. Q: What do women's breasts and toy cars have in common? A: They're meant for kids but dads end up playing with both! Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 111 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. A guy comes home early one day from work. And he hears weird sounds coming from his bedroom. When he gets to his room, he finds his wife naked on the bed sweating bullets. "What the hell is going on?" he says. "I'm having a heart attack!" So he runs down stairs, and picks up the phone to dial 911. But as he is doing this, his four-year-old son, comes running up to him and says, "Dad, Uncle Tommy is up stairs, hiding in your closet, and he's naked" So he slams the phone down, and runs upstairs, to find his own brother, in the closet. The man, then says. "What the hell are you doin? My wife is having a heart attack, and your here running around naked, scaring the kids? You shoud be ashamed of yourself!" Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 76 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. One day a man goes to a pet shop to buy a parrot. The assistant takes the man to the parrot section and asks the man to choose one. The man asks, "How much is the yellow one?" The assistant says, "$2000." The man is shocked and asks the assistant why it's so expensive. The assistant explains, "This parrot is a very special one. He knows typewriting and can type really fast." "What about the green one?" the man asks. The assistant says, "He costs $5000 because he knows typewriting and can answer incoming telephone calls and takes notes." "What about the red one?" the man asks. The assistant says, "That one's $10,000." The man says, "What does HE do?" The assistant says, "I don't know, but the other two call him boss." Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 9 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS.