One fine day in the middle of class at school, a girl raised her asking to be excused: “Teacher, can I answer the call of nature?” Knowing what the kid wanted, the teacher said okay. Immediately, the girl ran to the toilet. But, within a minute, she was back. Another girl was shocked by how she could actually take care of business so quickly, and asked how she managed to do it so fact. The girl responded, “It was a prank call.” Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 5 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. There were three babies in a woman's womb, and they were discussing what they would like to be when they were out in the world and grown up. The first one said "I wanna be a plumber." The others laughed at this, and asked why he wanted be be a plumber. He replied, "So I can fix the pipes in here, it's kinda leaky." The second one said "I wanna be an electrician." The others thought this was kind of silly too and asked why. The second baby answered, "so I can get some lights in here, its dark!" The third one said, "I wanna be a boxer." The others thought this was hilarious, and laughed for a full five minutes, before asking, "Why in God's name do you want to be a boxer?" He replied, "So," he said proudly, "I can beat the hell out of that bald guy who keeps coming in here and spitting on us. Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 167 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. Two little boys, John and Sam, were sharing a room in the hospital. As they were getting to know each other a little bit, John eventually asked Sam, “Hey Sam, what're you in for?” “I'm getting my tonsils out -- I'm a little worried,” said Sam. “Oh don't worry about it. I had my tonsils out and it was a blast! I got to eat all the ice cream and jello I wanted for two weeks!” “Oh yeah?'' replied Sam. “That's not half-bad. Hey john, how about you? What're you here for?” “I'm getting a circumcision, whatever that is,” John answered. “Oh my god, circumcision? I got one of those when I was a baby and I couldn't walk for two years!” Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 53 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. A little boy went to the bathroom at school, but when he went to wipe his bum, there was no toilet paper so he used his hands. When he got back to class, his teacher asked him what he had in his hands. "A little leprechaun and if I open my hand he'll get scared away," the boy said. He was then sent to the principal's office and the principal asked him what he had in his hands. "A little leprechaun and if I open my hands he'll get scared away." He was sent home and his mom asked him what he had in his hands. "A little leprechaun and if I open my hands he'll get scared away." He was sent to his room and his dad came in and asked him what he had in his hands. "A little leprechaun and if I open my hands he'll get scared away." Then his Dad got really mad and yelled, "Open your hands!" "Look, Dad. You scared the crap out of him." Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 3 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS.