The hotel I stayed was the oldest and slowest ever. They sent me a wake-up letter. Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 103 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. Q: what do you call a paki in bottle? A: A STINK BOMB!! Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 148 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. your mama's so fat when she standed on the stool her mobile number came up. Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 111 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. In October 1993, in Iran, where celebratory gunfire is traditional at weddings, a guest named Rasool lost control of his automatic weapon at a wedding in the Lorestan province, accidentally killing six people and wounding fourteen of them. I think I'll stick to the tradition of throwing rice--it seems much less dangerous. Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 40 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS.