A new man is brought into Prison Cell 102.
Already there is a long-time resident who
looks 100 years old. The new man looks at
the old-timer inquiringly. The old-timer
says, "Look at me. I'm old and worn out.
You'd never believe that I used to live
the life of Riley. I wintered on the Riviera,
had a boat, four fine cars, the most beautiful
women, and I ate in all the best restaurants
of France." The new man asked, "What happened?"
"One day Riley reported his credit cards missing!"
