Q: What do you call the blonde in a horror movie? A: Dead meat. Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 232 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. A little girl, at a wedding looks at her mom and says, "Mommy, why does the girl wear white?" Her mom replies, "The bride is in white because she's happy and this is the happiest day of her life." The girl thinks about this, and then says, "Well then, why is the boy wearing black?" Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 111 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. If it's true that girls are inclined to marry men like their fathers, it is understandable why so many mothers cry so much at weddings. Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 98 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. There was an Asian lady who married an English gentleman and moved to London. The poor lady was not very proficient in English, but anyhow managed to communicate with her husband. The real problem arose whenever she had to shop for groceries. One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy pork legs. She didn't know how to put forward her request, and in desperation, lifted up her skirt to show her thighs. The butcher got the message and the lady went home with pork legs. The next day, she needed to get chicken breasts. Again, she didn't know how to say, and so unbuttoned her blouse to show the butcher her breast. The lady got what she wanted. The third day, the poor lady needed to buy sausages. So she brought her husband to the store... because he spoke English. Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 35 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS.