One Sunday morning a little girl in her Sunday best was running so she wouldn't be late for church. As she ran she kept praying, “Dear God, please son't let me be late to church. Please don't let me be late to church....” And, as she was running she tripped and fell. When she got back up she began praying again, “Please, God don't let me be late to church -- but don't shove me either! Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 22 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. What do you give an 80 yr-old grandma for her birthday? Mikey, he'll eat anything! Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 107 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. A boy comes running into the kitchen and says, "Mommy, mommy! Grandpa hanged himself in the living room!" His mother runs into the living room, and sees no one there. Angrily, she says, "Listen. You should never lie like that to me again, do you understand!?!" "I'm sorry," says the boy. "I was just kidding. He hanged himself in the basement." Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 22 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. What did Harry Potter do when he found the three-headed dog? He ran... wouldn't you?" Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 121 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS.