What's Red and Orange and knocks you over? Tackle me Elmo! Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 94 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. A family was having some people to dinner. At the table, the mother turned to her six-year-old daughter and said, "Dear, would you like to say the blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say," replied the little girl, shyly. "Just say what you hear Mommy say, sweetie," the woman said. Her daughter took a deep breath, bowed her head, and solemnly said, "Dear Lord, why the hell did I invite all these people to dinner!?!" Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 6 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. What is the difference between a boy and a girl? The boy is eight times more likely to be convicted of murder Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 111 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. A kid stands up in class and says, "Teacher, teacher, does honey have legs?" And the teacher replies, "No, why do you ask?" "Because," says the little boy, "Last night I heard my dad saying, 'honey open your legs, honey open your legs!'" Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 62 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS.