Yo mama's so fat, when the cops see her on a street corner they yell, "Hey you guys, break it up!" Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 122 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. Things Your Mom Would Never Say to You How on earth can you see the TV sitting so far back? Yeah, I used to cut class a lot too. Let me smell that shirt - don't worry, it's good for another week. Go ahead and keep that stray dog, honey. I'll be glad to feed and walk him every day. That outfit isn't sexy enough, here, unbutton your blouse. Why don't you hitchhike? It would totally be cheaper. The curfew is just a general time to shoot for. It's not like I'm running a prison around here. Don't clean your room so often. It makes the rest of the house look bad. Can I borrow your new speed metal CDs? Naw, you don't have to call me, I'll eventually figure it out if you're in trouble. Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 26 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. Yo daddy is so bald, when he wears a turtleneck he looks like a broken condom. Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 111 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. Yo mama is so bald I can see what she's thinking. Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 112 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS.