A man is driving down the road
and notices a car in the ditch.
He doesn't usually help many
people so he drives on by.
Then he notices that a pretty
woman is the driver so he goes
back to help.
As he is hooking his truck to
her car he says, “You know,
you are the first pregnant woman
I've ever helped out of a ditch.”
“But I'm not pregnant,” she says.
“Well, you're not out of the
ditch yet,” he says.