Q: Why don't skeletons fight each other? A: They don't have the guts. Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 99 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. A woman in the bar says that she wants to have plastic surgery to enlarge her breasts. Her husband tells her, "Hey, you don't need surgery to do that. I know how to do it without surgery." The lady asks, "How do I do it without surgery?" "Just rub toilet paper between them." Startled the lady asks, "How does that make them bigger?" "I don't know, but it worked for your ass." Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 20 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. Q: What did the grape do when it got stepped on? A: It let out a little wine! Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 104 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. Q: How do you make a tissue dance? A: Put a little boogey in it! Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 123 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS.