A guy walked into the pub and said: "Can you remove this steering wheel from my pants?" The bartender said: "Why is that there is it annoying?" "Yes," the man said, "its driving me nuts" Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 30 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. This guy, about 40, walks into a bar and orders a drink. Then he pulls out a picture of a beautiful girl, about 20. He orders drink after drink after drink. Finally, the bartender asks why he's getting drunk "I have to come home to this!'' the guy says, pointing to the picture of the beautiful girl. "What's wrong with her?" asks the bartender. "She's beautiful and half your age!" "Exactly. That's my daughter." Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 21 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. Doctor: "Nurse, how is that little boy doing, the one who swallowed ten quarters?" Nurse: "No change yet." Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 89 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. Q: What's the difference between a surgeon and a puppy? A: If you put a puppy in a room by itself for an hour, it'll probably stop whining. Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 102 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS.