One day an engineer dies. He was kind that built lots of things, like air conditioners. When he went to heaven he met God. God says "Go to hell, you're not on my list." So after going 30,255,391 stairs to hell, he lets the devil know who he is and so the devil says "Hey, come on in!" In hell the engineer built airplanes, buildings, cars, etc. God sees this and says "Hey devil, you know that engineer guy. He needs to come back to heaven." The devil says "Are you crazy, I'm not going to let you have him." To which God says "If you don’t let me have him, I'll sue." Devil says, "You can't sue! You don’t even have lawyers up there!" Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 9 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. 3 men walked into a bar. The bartender said: “if you can stay in my basement for a day I will give you free beer forever”. The first man says easy but walks out 5 minutes later. “It's impossible you got swarm of flees in there” The second man tried his luck but couldn't take no more then 10 minutes. The third guy goes in and comes out a day later. The others ask him how he did it, and he said: “I sat in one corner and pooped in the other” Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 14 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. Three guys, a Scotsman, an Englishman, and an Irishman are in prison. They find a magic lamp and rub it. A genie appears and grants them a wish each. The Scotsman wishes to be at home with his girlfriend. The Englishman wishes to be at home with his mother. Once they are away, the Irishman says: "I wonder what I should wish for, I wish my friends were here to help me make my choice". Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 17 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. Three stupid people were in a car on their way to Disneyland. They saw a sign saying 'Disneyland left', so they all went home. Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 127 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS.