Q: Who made the first soft drink? A: Adam - he made Eve's cherry pop Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 97 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. Adam and Eve were standing opposite to each other when Adam got his first erection. The two watched, astonished, until Adam suddenly exclaimed: “Move aside - I don't know how far its gonna go.” Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 523 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. A couple has returned from their honeymoon and it was obvious to everyone that they are not talking to each other. The groom's best man takes him aside and asks what's wrong. "Well," replied the man "when we had finished making love on the first night, as I got up to go to the bathroom, I put a $50 bill on the pillow without thinking." "Oh, you shouldn't worry about that too much, "said his friend, "I'm sure your wife will get over it soon enough - she can't expect you to have been saving yourself all these years!" The groom nodded gently and said: "I don't know if I can get over this though: She gave me $20 change!'' Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 333 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver and starts yelling: "If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow I'd be a little bull." The driver starts getting mad at the noisy kid, who continues with: "If my dad was an elephant and my mom a girl elephant I would be a little elephant." The kid goes on with several animals until the bus driver gets angry and yells at the kid: "What if your dad was gay and your mom was a prostitute?!" The kid smiles and says: "I would be a bus driver!" Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 677 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS.