Q: What is a hooker in Alaska called? A: A frostitute! Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 106 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. A couple goes to an art gallery. They find a picture of a naked women with only her privates covered with leaves. The wife doesn't like it and moves on but the huband keeps looking. The wife asks: "What are you waiting for?" The husband replies: "Autumn." Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 2 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. A woman pregnant with her first child paid a visit to her obstetrician's office. After the exam, she shyly said: "My husband wants me to ask you...," to which the doctor replies, "I know, I know" placing a reassuring hand on her shoulder. "I get asked that all the time. Sex is fine until late in the pregnancy." "No, that's not it," the woman confessed. "He wants to know if I can still mow the lawn." Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 11 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. A guy is standing outside on his balcony on the 5th floor of his apartment, when he spots this gorgeous babe sunbathing on the 3rd floor balcony wearing the skimpiest bathing suit he's ever seen. He watches her for 3 days straight, and can't stand it any longer. He sends down a note on a piece of string: "If you want me to make love to you please pull on the string once. If not please pull slowly 20 times and then faster another 10." Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 141 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS.