Little Danny came running into the house and asked: "Mommy, can little girls have babies?" "No," said his mom, "Of course not." Little Danny then ran back outside and his mom heard him yell to his friends: "It's okay, we can play that game again!" Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 737 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. A cop pulls a car over on the highway for speeding. When he asks for the driver's license, the driver argued: "Speeding??? But officer, I was only trying to keep a safe distance between my car the car behind me." Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 6 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. A murderer, sitting in the electric chair, was about to be executed. "Have you any last requests? Asked the chaplain. "Yes," replied the murderer, "Will you hold my hand?" Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 9 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. Two robbers were robbing a hotel. The first one said: "I hear sirens. Jump!" The second one said: "But we're on the 13th floor!" The first one screamed back: "This is no time to be superstitious." Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 13 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS.