10 things Not to Say to a Naked Guy:
1.I've smoked fatter joints than that.
2. Ahh, it's cute.
3. Who circumcised you?
4. Why don't we just cuddle?
5. You know they have surgery to fix that.
6. It's more fun to look at.
7. Make it dance.
8. You know, there's a tower in Italy like that.
9. Can I paint a smiley face on that?
10. It looks like a night crawler.
A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out of the car.
After looking the man over he says:
"Sir, I couldn't help but notice your eyes are bloodshot.
Have you been drinking?"
The man gets really indignant and says:
"Officer, I couldn't help but notice your eyes are glazed.
Have you been eating doughnuts?"