A police car pulls up in front of grandma Bessie's house, and grandpa Morris gets out. The polite policeman explained that this elderly gentleman said that he was lost in the park, and couldn't find his way home. " Oy Morris ", said grandma, "You've been going to that park for over 30 years! So how could you get lost?" Leaning close to grandma, so that the policeman couldn't hear, Morris whispered: "I wasn't lost, I was just too tired to walk home." Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 25 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. Juggler, driving to his next performance, was stopped by the police. "What are those knives doing in your car?" asked the officer. "I juggle them in my act." "Oh yeah?" says the cop. "Let's see you do it." The juggler starts tossing and juggling the knives. A guy driving by sees this and says: "Wow, am I glad I quit drinking. Look at the test they're making you do now!" Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 14 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. A policeman stops a lady and asks for her license. He says: "Lady, it says here that you should be wearing glasses." The woman answered: "Well, I have contacts." The policeman replied: "I don't care who you know! You're getting a ticket!" Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 21 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. Traffic was backed up for miles, and policemen were going car to car. When they got to my car I asked the officer what was going on. He said: "It's Al Gore. He's up there threatening to set himself on fire! We are going car to car collecting donations." "Donations!" I said, "How much you got so far?" He said: "about ten gallons." Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 18 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS.