A little girl is in line to see Santa.
When it's her turn, she climbs up on Santa's lap.
Santa asks: "What would you like Santa to bring
you for Christmas?"
The little girl replies: "I want a Barbie and a
G.I. Joe."
Santa looks at the little girl for a moment and says:
"I thought Barbie comes with Ken."
"No," said the little girl.
"She comes with G.I. Joe, she fakes it with
Ken."
A blind man walk into a bank with his
seeing-eye dog that guided him everywhere.
He walked into the center of the bank
floor,took the dog by the chain, and
started swinging him around his head.
Everyone stooped what they were doing and looked.
The other costumers were very confused
and some very upset at the way the animal
was treated.
One of the tellers run up to the blindman
and asked: "Sir, what are you doing?!?"
The man turned toward the teller and
simply said: "Looking around"
