A man is at work one day when he notices that his co-worker is wearing an earring. This man knows his co-worker to be a somewhat conservative fellow, so naturally he's curious about the sudden change in fashion sense. The man walks up to his co-worker and says, "I didn't know you were into earrings." "Don't make such a big deal, it's only an earring," he replies sheepishly. "Well, I'm curious," begged the man, "how long have you been wearing an earring?" "Er, ever since my wife found it in our bed." Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 21 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. A couple drove not saying a word to each other. An earlier discussion had led to an argument, and neither would concede their position. As they drove they saw a barnyard of mules and pigs, the wife sarcastically asked, "Relatives of yours?" "Yep," the husband replied. "In-laws." Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 32 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. Jack came to the police station asking to speak to the burglar who had broken into his house. "You'll get your chance in court," said the desk sergeant. "No, no, no!" insisted the Jack. "I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. I've been trying to do that for years!" Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 28 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. Three ladies were on a flight when suddenly the captain announced, " Please prepare for a crash landing." The first lady put on all her jewelry. Surprised by this the other ladies questioned her actions. The first lady replied, “Well, when they come to rescue us they will see that I am rich and will rescue me first.” The second lady not wanting to be left behind, began to take off her top and bra. Why are you doing that? the other ladies questioned. “Well, when they come to rescue us they will see my great tits and will take me first.” The third lady who was African not wanting to be out done, took off her pants and panties. Why are you doing that? the other ladies questioned. “Well, they always search for the black box first?” Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 22 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS.