Q: Why does a blonde wear panties? A: She uses them as ankle-warmers. Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 110 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. The woman had been away for two days visiting a friend in another city. When she returned, her little boy greeted her by saying, "Mommy, guess what! Yesterday I was playing in the closet in your bedroom and daddy came into the room with a lady and they got undressed into bed and then daddy got on top of her..." The mother said. ”When your father comes home then I want you to tell him exactly what you've just told me." As the father came home his wife said, "I'm leaving you. I'm packing now and I'm leaving you." "But why--" asked the startled father. "Go ahead, son tell daddy just what you told me." "Well," the son said "I was playing in your bedroom closet and daddy came upstairs with a lady and they got undressed and got into bed and daddy got on top of her and then they did just what you did with uncle John when daddy was away last summer." Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 300 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. In a far away land, a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess happened upon a frog as she sat contemplating ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted pond in her castle. The frog hopped into the princess' lap and said: Elegant Lady, I was once a handsome prince, until an evil witch cast a spell upon me. One kiss from you, and I will turn back into the young prince that I am, and then, my sweet, we can marry and set up housekeeping in your castle with my mother, where you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children, and feel forever grateful doing so. That night, as the princess dined on a repast of sautéed frogs legs in a wine and onion cream sauce she chuckled to herself and thought: I don't fucking think so. Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 32 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. Q: Why sleeping with a man is like a soap opera? A: Because always as it’s getting interesting, he is finished until next time. Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 729 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS.