Q: What is the first thing a blonde hears in the morning? A: "See ya." Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 121 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. A carrot was talking to a pickle and a dick. The carrot says I have a hard life, people buy me and shave me and eat me. The pickle said oh yeah, I used to be a cucumber and they cooked me and flavored me and I can get eaten too! Oh yeah, says the dick, well I get a plastic bag over my head everyday and then they make me do pushups till I barf. Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 15 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. Q: How does a man show that he is planning for the future? A: He buys 2 cases of beer instead of one Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 124 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. Q: Why are blondes quiet when they're having sex? A: Because they were told not to talk to strangers Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 555 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS.