Possible Titles for Monica Lewinsky's Next Book: * Deep Inside The Oral Office * What Really Goes Down In The White House * Secret Services to the President * Going Down and Moving Up * How I Blew It In Washington * Me and My Big Mouth Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 34 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. Q: What is the difference between a "Battery" and a woman? A: A battery has a positive side. Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 129 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. Three daughters all get married on the same day. After the wedding they all went back to the hotel. That night the mother thought that she would go and snoop around. The next morning all four of the women were eating breakfast. The mother said to the first one, "Why were you crying last night?" She answered, "It hurt." She asked the second daughter "Why were you laughing so hard last night?" She said, "It tickled." Then she asked the third daughter, "Why it was so quiet in her room last night?" The daughter replied, "Well mom you always told me not to talk with my mouth full." Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 178 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. The difference between the Laws of Nature and Murphy's Law is that with the Laws of Nature you can count on things screwing up the same way every time. Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 128 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS.