Q: What does Ted Kennedy have that Bill Clinton wishes he had? A: An ex-wife and a dead girlfriend. Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 126 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. A Briton, a Frenchman and a Russian are viewing a painting of Adam and Eve frolicking in the Garden of Eden. "Look at their reserve, their calm," muses the Brit. "They must be British." "Nonsense," the Frenchman disagrees. "They're naked, and so beautiful. Clearly, they are French." "No clothes, no shelter," the Russian points out, "they have only an apple to eat, and they're being told this is paradise. They are Russian." Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 25 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. Q: How do you get a blonde pregnant? A: And you're calling them stupid! Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 112 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. A surgeon went to check on his very famous patient after an operation. She was awake, so he examined her. She asked, "How long will it be before I am able to have a normal sex life again, Doctor?" The Surgeon seemed to pause, which alarmed the girl. "What's the matter Doctor? I will be alright, won't I?" He replied, "Yes, you'll be fine Miss Lewinski, It's just that no one has ever asked me that after having their tonsils out." Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 20 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS.