What did Bill Clinton say when the investigators
showed him a picture of Monica Lewinsky and asked
him if he had ever seen her? He said,
"Yes I think I've come across her face a time or two."
A blonde was walking and came to a river.
On the opposite bank she sees another blonde bank.
"Yahoo" she shouts, "how can I get to the
other side?" The second blonde looks up the
river then down the river then shouts back,
"You are on the other side."