Man was complaining to a friend: "I had it all -money, a beautiful house, a big car, the love of a beautiful woman; then, Pow! It was all gone!" "What happened?" asked the friend. "My wife found out..." Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 199 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. A mother and son were walking through a cemetery, and passed by a headstone inscribed 'Here lies a good lawyer and an honest man.' The little boy read the headstone, looked up at his mother, and asked, "Mommy, why did they bury two men there?" Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 18 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. Q: What does a blonde say when she finds out she was going to have a baby? A: I hope it's mine. Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 100 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. In the beginning, God created earth and rested. Then God created man and rested. Then God created woman. Since then, neither God nor man has rested. Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 33 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS.