A guy goes to hell and the devil says to him, "You see before you three doors which lead to three separate rooms. You must choose to go through just one and you will spend the rest of eternity in that room." Worried that he will choose the wrong door, the man persuades Satan to let him have a little peek behind each door before making his final decision. Behind the first door, everyone is standing on their heads on a wooden floor. Behind the second door everyone is standing on their heads on a stone floor. Behind the third door everyone is standing in a room with manure up to their ankles and drinking coffee. He decided to choose the third. He tells the devil his choice and is ushered inside. A few moments later the devil opens the door and shouts, "OK, coffee break's over, back on your heads." Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 21 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says, "I think I've lost an electron." The other says, "Are you sure?" The first says, "Yes, I'm positive." Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 136 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. Q: What's the difference between God and a lawyer? A: God doesn't think he's an attorney. Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 128 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. A young woman went to her doctor complaining of pain. "Where are you hurting?" asked the doctor. "You have to help me, I hurt all over", said the woman. "What do you mean, all over?" asked the doctor, "be a little more specific." The woman touched her right knee with her index finger and yelled, "Ow, that hurts." Then she touched her left cheek and again yelled, "Ouch! That hurts, too." Then she touched her right nipple, "Ow, even that hurts", she cried. The doctor looked at her thoughtfully for a moment and asked, "Are you a natural blonde?" "Why, yes," she said. "I thought so," said the doctor, "You have a broken finger." Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 38 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS.