A lawyer had a jury trial in a very difficult
business case. The client who had attended the
trial was out of town when the jury came back
with its decision, which was in favor of the
lawyer and his client. The lawyer immediately
sent a telegram to his client, reading:
"Justice has triumphed!" The client wired back,
"Appeal at once!"
You've heard about the man who got
the bill from his lawyer, which said:
"For crossing the street to speak to
you and discovering it was not you,
twelve dollars."
