A lawyer walking down the street saw a car accident. He rushs over and starts handing his business cards'while saying "I saw it all. I'll take either side." Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 12 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. Jack:"Now my grandfather, he knew the exact day that he was going to die. It was the right year too. Not only that, but he knew what time he would die that day, and he was right about that too." Mark: "Wow, that's Incredible. How did he know all of that?" Dan:"A judge told him." Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 13 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. A blonde walks into a bar. The bartender tells her the drinks are on the house. When the bartender locks up, there is the blonde on the roof. He asks her: "What are you doing up there?" She replies, "you told me the drinks were on the house." Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 29 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. Donald is in a bar bragging AGAIN to the bartender that he knows everybody in the whole world, the bartender, fed up with Donald's bragging, says, “OK I bet you 100 bucks that I can find three people you DO NOT know”. So Donald says: ”That is impossible but go for it.” The next day Donald and the bartender board a plane for Hollywood and end up at the door of Brad Pitt. They knock and Brad comes to the door, sees Donald and says: ”How the hell have you been Donald, it's been a long time!” The bartender is surprised but says "OK I have two more people I know you don't know". So back on the plane they go and end up in Washington D.C. at the White House. They knock on the door and Clinton answers, sees Donald and shakes his hand and says "great to see you again Donald". The bartender is very surprised now, but has one more chance, so to the Vatican they go. When they arrive there are masses of people in the square awaiting the Pope to give his message. The bartender looks around and cannot find Donald, smiles and says to himself, I knew I could find someone Donald didn't know HA, then suddenly the Pope appears on his balcony with Donald by his side, Donald looks down and sees the bartender is passed out among the crowd and rushes down to see if he is alright, Donald revives him and says: "what happened? Are you okay?", The bartender says, "I was fine until the guy next to me asked me who that guy up there with Donald was. Here's your 100 bucks"! Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 17 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS.