There is legend that goes like this: In a bar in New York there is a magical mirror If you go up to it and tell it the truth it will grant you a wish If you lie - poof it swallows you up. OK, A brunette, a blonde and a redhead walk into this bar They head straight for the mirror and the redhead goes first. She says, "I think I'm the most beautiful woman on Earth". Poof- the mirror swallows her up. The brunette goes up. She says: "I think I'm the sexiest woman on Earth". Poof - the mirror swallows her up Last is the blonde. She says " I think..." Poof!! Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 33 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. "Dad," a teenaged girl says, running into her father’s den, "I’d like to kiss you good-bye before I go to school!" "You’re too late, honey. Your mother just did that two minutes ago, and I don’t have any cash left on me." Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 11 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. During a museum tour the guide explains, "Here you can see the statue of Minerva." "Excuse me, madam," a visitor interjects. "Who is that man behind her? Is he her husband?" "No, Minerva wasn't married: she was the goddess of wisdom." Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 8 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. Q: Why are women worse than the mafia? A: The mafia demands money or your life; women want both. Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 101 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS.