A Russian and an American die and they both go to hell. At the gate they were asked: "Which hell do you prefer, the Russian or American?" "What’s the difference?" the Russian asks. "In the American hell, you will be forced to eat one bucket of waste every day; in the Russian, two," Satan explains. The American decides to go to the American hell. The Russian, being a patriot, chooses the Russian hell. One year later the two men run into one another. "How’s life?" the Russian asks. "Can’t complain," the American answers. "I eat one bucket of waste every morning, and then I’m free for the rest of the day. What about you?" "It couldn’t be better!" the Russian explains. "Just like back on earth! They’re either late with waste deliveries, or they’re having bucket shortages." Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 20 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. A husband asks his wife, "you want to try a different position tonight?" The wife replies, "That's a good idea. Why don't you stand at the sink and do the dishes and I'll sit on the sofa and fart." Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 48 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. An old man gets on a crowded bus and no one gives him a seat. As the bus shakes and rattles, the old man's cane slips on the floor and he falls. As he gets up, Little Johnny, sitting nearby, turns to him and says, "If you put a little rubber thing on the end of your stick, it wouldn't slip." The old man snaps back, "Well, if your daddy did the same thing seven years ago, I would have a seat today." Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 15 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. A Lutheran minister is driving down to New York to see the radio show and he's stopped in Connecticut for speeding. The state trooper smells alcohol on his breath and then he sees an empty wine bottle on the floor, and he says, "Sir, have you been drinking?" And the minister says, "Just water." The sheriff says, "Then why do I smell wine?" And the minister looks down at the bottle and says, "Good Lord, He's done it again!" Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 33 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS.