The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?" Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 457 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. A young mother paying a visit to a doctor friend and his wife made no attempt to restrain her five-year-old son, who was ransacking an adjoining room. But finally, an extra loud clatter of bottles did prompt her to say, "I hope, doctor, you don't mind Johnny being in there." "No," said the doctor calmly, "He'll be quiet when he gets to the poisons." Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 434 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. A man was telling his friends, "When my wife is infuriated, she starts shouting at me, my children and even at our dogs and nobody dares to answer her." One of his friends asked, "And when you are angry, what do you do?" The man replied, "I also shout angrily at the windows and doors of the house and none of them dares to answer back." Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 795 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. Once there were two men walking down the street. One of them said "Hey is that dog poop?" The other guy said "Hey why don't you touch it." "Yep , feels like dog poop" Well why don't you smell it." "Yep smells like dog poop." "Why dont you taste it" "Yep tastes like dog poop." "Well good thing we didn't step in it." Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 16 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS.